Seniors teach us how

Monday, 10/25/10
Even at 102, my Grandmother is confident she will live a long life. Recently, I bought her a brand new (although off-brand) sewing machine. She asked me, “Where is the warranty?” I replied, “What do you care Grandma… It has a 25-year warranty!” My Grandma replied, “How do I know the company will be in business that long?”

Lessons in life presented by a 90 year old!
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are 
sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to 
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying 
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first 
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up 
the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no 
idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you 
shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. 
But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful
 or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you 
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. 
But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in 
life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the 
fancy lingerie.Don't save it for a special occasion.
 Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to 
wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words,
 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your 
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will 
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else 
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not 
because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of 
it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you 
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting 
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw 
everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all 
you need.
42. The best is yet to come...
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and 
show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a 

One Response to “Seniors teach us how”

  1. admin says:

    I love senior humor. These are tough old birds, because they’ve had to be, but they have a lot to teach us. There are some really cute websites on senior humor.
    Rebecca Lee

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